So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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