I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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