i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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