Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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