when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I forget how to act sober
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