What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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