walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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