dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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