Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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