ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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