Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Randomize
