lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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