Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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