on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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