If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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