Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
there is puke in my bra ... again
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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