Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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