I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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