By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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