Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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