I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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