You just made me feel so damn special
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
