btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
