Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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