party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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