Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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