you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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