We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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