One girl and one boy is just not enough.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Is it penis luge time yet?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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