Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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