Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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