She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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