How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
We named our party play list daddy issues
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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