Your face is a jimmy john
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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