You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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