YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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