She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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