Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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