How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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