Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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