Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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