Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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