Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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