am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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