Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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