I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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