just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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