It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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