did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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