physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
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direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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