at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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