As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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