I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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