I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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