I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
if only i could text you this smell
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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