Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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